- Do you have an infant or toddler? Would you like to go see a movie at the cinema? Here's an idea: Look at the clock, is it 10:30 p.m.? Also, are you interested in seeing an alien invasion movie? If the answer to either of these is "Of course." then please do us all a favor and stay home or get a sitter. Thank you.
How do you feel about walking in a straight line to cross a parking lot? Have you ever heard the phrase "the shortest distance between to points is a straight line"? It's not a fucking joke, it's the truth so how about now walking in a diagonal line all the way across the mall parking lot. Thanks. A lot.
We reach opposite stop signs at the same time...you were there first. Don't you dare fucking...oh, yep, there you go, waving me through. It's not my turn! It's your turn! In the time it takes you to WAVE ME ACROSS you could've already gone. FOLLOW THE RULES JUST....okay, just go when it's your turn please. You aren't doing me any favors. Just go.
