Did your Leg Avenue costume come in the mail on time? Sorry. That was harsh.
When I see those costumes I actually cringe. Is there no imagination left in the world? I wouldn't mind if it was a sexy moon fairy costume if at least it had been put together piece by piece and didn't come out of a bag. A whore bag. Oops. Sorry again.
I was Flo. The Progressive Insurance Lady. I had to clarify because someone mistook me for Flo from that show Alice.
Guy: Oh, I thought you were Flo from that show…what was it, from the 70s?
Guy: That show with the waitress, Alice and the diner…
Guy: Yeah, Alice. I thought you were Flo, from that show.
Me: IT’S QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I’M FLO FROM THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE COMMERCIALS. QUITE. OBVIOUS.
Momma: Ooh. Indignant.
This coming from a man in no costume. Thanks for showing up and bringing your 'A' game, dude.