I write stuff here. It's usually hilarious and sexy. If it's not...you're reading it wrong.
Snuggly, crinkly lion. You have saved my life today and I’m sure it won’t be the last time.
I love you. Thank you for letting Cooper shove your belly into his mouth so he can feel the crinkle.
I love it when you say things to me that reinforce me positively. So...carry on then, do that thing. Lastly, capital hat!