It’s true. Sad, I know.
After having a baby you lose a lot of hair. A lot. I can just run my fingers through it and pull out enough to put a toupee on your uncle. That’s just the stuff that I get that way, it’s another story all of the hair that is draped across my clothing, the hair that falls on Cooper, the hair that is left on every seat that I sit on.
I’m surprised I have any left.
Next to that hair that I’m pulling off my shoulders is spit-up. Spit-up on my shoulders, spit-up on the front of my shirt and spit up on the back of my pants. That’s right. How did he do it? Hell if I know. This shit gets everywhere.
So, I was thinking that after I had Coop and lost all my baby and pre-baby weight that I would change my look up a bit.
I just didn’t know that my accessories would be baby burp and hair strands.
Ain’t I beautiful?