My friend Erin and I were having a conversation regarding a particular dog in her neighborhood that is an asshole. This dog at one point terrorized her and her puppy Kira. There may or may not have been a gang bang involved. This dog = jerk.
We were talking about ways that she could protect herself while walking Kira past this vicious dog’s lair.
Erin: I was thinking of getting mace.
Erin: Yeah, and maybe a big stick.
Me: You should get one with a skull on it...
Me: Ooh! Ooh! And with eyes that light up red.
Erin: Mmm hmm.
Me: OOH! And when you pull the skull out, it’s a sword!
Erin: Yes! But it would need D batteries...
Me: For what?
Erin: To light up the eyes...
Me: Erin. The eyes light up because of the sheer power that it possesses.
Erin: That’s right, that’s right. Where have I been?
Me: Get it together.
I was going to put a picture of a scary scull guy...but I don't like scary things. So, then I was going to put this super awesome picture of Kira next to an animal that she ferociously ripped limb by limb...okay, it was a stuffed animal, but still. Anyway, my picture uploading thing isn't working. Sorry friends.