I write stuff here. It's usually hilarious and sexy. If it's not...you're reading it wrong.
Even in your little cute baby sleep you manage to find at least one strand of hair, wrap it around your little hand and then YANK.
Thanks, I needed a jolt of pain to wake me up. What? Rest? Me?
I love it when you say things to me that reinforce me positively. So...carry on then, do that thing. Lastly, capital hat!