I write stuff here. It's usually hilarious and sexy. If it's not...you're reading it wrong.
Drive by my house in the middle of the night in your piece of shit car with the stereo blaring so loudly that it sounds like someone is banging on my front door.
I love it when you do that.
You just don't understand "Cool", Amber. *Tries to do a serious nod and fails*
I love it when you say things to me that reinforce me positively. So...carry on then, do that thing. Lastly, capital hat!