Me: Taking a shower, trying to get a few seconds of peace so I can wash my hair and maybe, just maybe shave my legs...or not.
Madison: Frantic knocking on the bathroom door, words that I cannot understand.
Me: "Is someone on the phone? I'll call them back, I'm in the SHOWER!"
Me: Getting out of the shower, legs unshaven (whatever, it wasn't going to happen anyway), gets dressed and proceeds to the living room to answer or return this very important call
"Who is it Madison?"
Madison: "Debbie Meyer!"
Madison: "Momma! We need Debbie Meyer's Green Bags! We have to call now, they said to call now and we get the Green Bags and then extra Green Bags! We need them so our vegetables don't go bad and soggy. We have to call now!"
Me: "No more TV."
Thank God she didn't know where the credit card was or we would be knee deep in green bags.