Yes, Please Do That

I love it when you are driving behind me and I put my blinker on to switch lanes and you jump your fat ass over into the lane before me so you can get ahead of me. Then you drive 5 miles per hour slower than everyone else.

I fucking love it when you do that exact thing.

You are my hero.


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I love it when you say things to me that reinforce me positively. So...carry on then, do that thing. Lastly, capital hat!